As a pint-sized superstar I’ve been under the macroscope from day negative-180, so I’m no stranger to the camera and, baby, it ain’t nothing but a friend to me. Still, the outtakes really crack me up, and hopefully you can share in a touch of that delight.
First of all, when I say that the camera loves me, I’m not being vain or conceded. All I mean is, man do I look good on camera! Who is that handsome devil, is that me? Really? My goodness I’m a looker. How did I get so attractive? This must be a clerical error, real-time PhotoShop airbrushing or at least a mix up at the baby ward of whatever hospital I was born in, because that rascal is one good lookin’ fella. Really, really manly, really.
But the blooper reel man, wow, have you seen it? Oh it’s a hoot!
By the way, the photo shoot in question was because of our staff biography photo shoot, specifically my own bio. It was fine, fun and killer good stuff. No matter, it was the day in question and just that. Nothing too delightfully delectable, but fun no less all around.
I dress up fancy, I polish my look and I slap myself down on whatever pedestal (the parents awkwardly have put me) upon. I know my business and well I should, as it’s the only business I’ve ever known, save for this whole news journalism thingy-doo. But before I can go in to fully pose for the camera I’ve got to sharpen up the last little bit.
But it’s even worse than that, these snappy photo folk, on some level they’re all fame hungry paparazzi. So check me out, how silly I was; I was just getting ready, this wasn’t who I was. I’m all about the fame and whatnot and even more so the protection of personal privacies, most specifically as it pertains to me and my personal fame and privacy, but oh man,this stuff is adorable even by my standards.
So despite my best judgment, or rather, maybe because of my best judgments, I’m including the outtake photo on account of how ridiculously adorable it is.
So that’s it. Just all that. Just that and please enjoy it. I don’t know what else to say but there’s nothing else. It’s fun, it’s funny and even I say so, so enjoy it. Oh, and don’t count on a lapse in my judgment in the future with such adorable an adorable outcome. Okay, that’s it, I’m done.