| Biggest Sale Ever, All Articles Must Go!
Posted Friday, June 11 @ 09:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Brother went on a road trip and I want him back. Only way I can speed it up is by publishing his stuff as fast as possible while he's gone, so all articles just gotta go!
| Keebler Cousin Visit Goes Elfin' Great
Posted Friday, June 11 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
No road trip would be complete without the obligatory visits to family along our path, and as fate would have it my wee baking cousins were right along the way.
| I Got Nothing
Posted Thursday, June 10 @ 14:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Yeah, I know I said I'd be writing to you guys from the road but the truth is ugly. Road life really takes a toll on you and all I can do to preserve my sanity is put writing aside and soak my fragile bits in a tepid tub of bubbles.
| I'm a Son of a Beach
Posted Thursday, June 10 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
When I awoke this morning in the midst of my vacation, we were stopping to stretch out our legs. I found sandy shores with thundering waves and oh mama had I ever come home.
| On The Road Again
Posted Wednesday, June 09 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Yeah, you caught it, I've been back home from China and settled into the work-a-day home for a ridiculously long two months now. Thems months is over and I'm back out answering the Bedouins call of the open road. Adventure awaits and it would be rude of me to keep it a'waitin' too long.
| Slobbery Reporter Rehired Due to Family Pressure
Posted Tuesday, June 08 @ 05:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Yesterday the hammer came down with real Mjolneric fury and with good cause I might add. Following a series of wanton slobbering that new reporter/brother* of mine was cut loose. It was a bummer but nonetheless a 100% irreversible action, until today when the "investors" found out about it.
| New Reporter Fired for Excessive Slobbering
Posted Tuesday, June 08 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Today after enough finally became enough I was forced to let the little Mr. Dominic Benjamin go. It was a hard decision but every gift ever bestowed* upon him has come back sloppy wet and totally disgusting and I just had to cut him loose.