| New Guy Smaller Than Bag of Doritos
Posted Saturday, May 08 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Is it just me or is our new reporter really, really small? I know I'm pretty petite myself (with no girliness implied, I'm a daddy's boy all the way) but this guy is small like a bagel toaster.
| Have to Learn to Crawl Before I Fly
Posted Friday, May 07 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
This isn't fair! I've been working very hard to be my own person and now they're putting all kinds of mean rules on me. I know I'm supposed to learn to crawl before I walk but how come I can't fly before I walk?
| Lawn Sprinkler Curiously Enticing, Wickedly Overpowered
Posted Thursday, May 06 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
For no reason other than desire to exercise my stubby legs and free will I took a wander in the yard where I found a curious spectacle. Clicky and showy was this sprinkler, but also an unsuspecting ill-understood hydro powerhouse.
| Is It Just Me Or Are There More Ads?
Posted Wednesday, May 05 @ 19:00:00 PDT by Brendan
You may have noticed some very subtle changes around here lately, namely that there's more advertisements on the site than ever before. "But why?" you may ask, and rightly so. We got answers for that, don'tcha worry.
| I'm No Alien, Stop Reporting Me
Posted Wednesday, May 05 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Ever since I was born way back in the day (actually it was back in the May, no wait, April) I've been working hard to tell people I'm human, but even now I have to say again that I'm not an alien.
| Work It Baby, You Look Great!
Posted Tuesday, May 04 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
The parents have been trying to convince us to go get family pictures taken but the sentiment from the lesser citizens of the household (read that by size alone) has been that we can do it just as good ourselves.
| Waiting for Stork to Reclaim Noisy Baby
Posted Monday, May 03 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I know I wanted this guy here to help me out but Dominic Benjamin has been little more than noisy and distracting. I never saw the stork drop him off but I know he's here. Now when is he coming back to get him?