| Girl Almost as Cute as a Bucket
Posted Monday, April 19 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
I'm pretty sure it was just yesterday* when I found myself in the sandbox facing a debate as old as time. Should I answer the call of the flirty little girl or just go on about playing with this newfound pail set before me?
| New Guy Misses First Deadline
Posted Sunday, April 18 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Okay, so April 16th was the "due date," you know, when Dominic was due to show up here and start working and he's now missed his deadline. Not a very impressive showing for his first day.
| Renegade Wall Accused in Home Invasion Assault
Posted Saturday, April 17 @ 03:00:00 PDT by Brendan
A new threat to your peace and calm has surfaced and it may be lurking right in your home. So far alarm companies and even the police have no means of protecting you and at any minute you could be assaulted by one of your own walls!
| Womb Weather Report
Posted Friday, April 16 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Today in the central Mama area the weather is a balmy 99 degrees with 100% humidity with no chance of showers or wind and air quality is nonexistent.
| Seattle Spring: Cold, Wet, Unseasonably Nice
Posted Thursday, April 15 @ 02:00:00 PDT by Brendan
Between the temps regularly breaking the 50 degree mark, the wind staying under 30 mph or it only raining about four days a week, I just don't know what to be most pleased about.
| Dam Tub for Ten Reviewed in Dry Dock
Posted Wednesday, April 14 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
This week I had the rare opportunity to review a device capable of retaining more water than even my mama, and she's got late-term pregnancy ankle swelling that makes a Clydesdale look petite around the Nikes.
| Resurrection Rabbit Masterminds Insulin Shock Wave
Posted Tuesday, April 13 @ 01:00:00 PDT by Brendan
News spread yesterday of a kindly though mentally askew "Easter Rabbit" spreading joy, happiness and eggs throughout the Christian world at random. Late breaking developments uncovered the sinister truth behind the tainted loot.