| Graduated to Toddler
Posted Monday, March 29 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
The road has been long and loaded with obstacles, but my graduation has finally come. An infant no more, I'm qualified to toddle.
| I'm Down With Up
Posted Saturday, March 27 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
As I grow older my tastes and habits sure do change. I used to eat anything, now I don't. I used to crawl but now I walk. I once would listen but now I talk. Times and tastes may change but one thing I don't see myself outgrowing is the joy of being toted about.
| Intercontinental Commuting Frantic, Boring
Posted Friday, March 26 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
For anyone who's ever worked in a city but lived in a suburb, you know how nice it can be to live near the office.
| Unexplained Absence Explained
Posted Thursday, March 25 @ 13:00:00 PST by Brendan
Those of you who actually read this paper may have noticed an uncharactaristic gap in publication over the last two-plus days. Don't worry, I can explain.
| New Brother Not Just a Pygmy of My Imagination
Posted Monday, March 22 @ 08:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've been accused of false reporting in the past, but most stories I stick to like a glue-coated Velcro teddy bear. The baby brother thing is one such Klingon.
| Impromptu Model Shoot Goes Simply Faboo
Posted Sunday, March 21 @ 05:00:00 PST by Brendan
Now I know what you're thinking, you're thinking that I already ran this article yesterday. That's where you'd be mistaken. You see, I disremembered that I'd penned the article so I wrote it again from scratch. Then I just couldn't decide between the two, so here we are, Article Two:
| Impromptu Model Shoot Goes Swimmingly
Posted Saturday, March 20 @ 06:00:00 PST by Brendan
As much as I love to plan my day I've also learned to remain not just bendy but truly flexible. Like when I'm taking a bath and it becomes journalism time, I'm good to go. Life is just like that for me.