| Study: Doorknobs, Showerheads Impossibly High
Posted Friday, March 12 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
In a recent 3-home study* conducted by our own investigative reporting staff it was discovered that approximately 102% of all doorknobs and showerheads were well beyond reach.
| Accessorizing Complicated by Language, Cultural Barriers
Posted Thursday, March 11 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
In your homeland it's not tough for most people to be fashionable but, when travelling abroad, it can be tricky as a weasel to do it right.
| Yucky Food Discovered, Spinach
Posted Wednesday, March 10 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
As a world-travelling connoisseur of whatever is put in front of me I've eaten everything from asparagus to zwieback crackers. In all my gobblicious endeavors I've never found a food I didn't like... until now.
| Lanterns Alone Make Trip Worthwhile
Posted Tuesday, March 09 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
My love affair with the crimson spheres began about the time I arrived. Ever since then I've nary missed a chance to seek them out and beg more for my own.
| Asian Paparazzi Really Out of Hand
Posted Monday, March 08 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
As a seasoned celebrity and lifelong public figure I'm no stranger to popularity, but just like has-been major leaguers who head to Japan, I had no clue what was awaiting me in China.
| Zoo Offers Exotic Animals, Hey Look Goldfish!
Posted Sunday, March 07 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've travelled a coupla zoos all over the world, from home to wherever I am now and presumably back again. There are so many wild and exotic creatures to feast your eyes upon, but there is one special creature you don't want to miss, the tiny fish of gold.
| Panda Bears Panda-riffic, Mangy
Posted Saturday, March 06 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Of the few remaining panda bears in existence, I have now seen one. While I had already seen a good many in plush form of various size and quality, I was unprepared for how big and mangy it would actually be.