| What's the Story with Body Pillows?
Posted Sunday, February 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
My mother has been complaining of discomfort ever since she started smuggling the new baby brother, so she decided to go buy a body pillow. Ever one to express my curiosity, I looked into it myself.
| Naval Expedition Uncovers Tummy
Posted Friday, January 30 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
While the existence of the tummy has long been suspected, it had not been completely confirmed until late last week. Spectators gathered around yesterday to learn of this wonderful new mid-sectional discovery.
| I Love the Nightlife
Posted Thursday, January 29 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
As I'm growing older, my tastes are changing. One thing I've learned to love along my journey towards a senior discount is to enjoy the nightlife. There's just so much fun to be had during hours of darkness.
| What the Hell Does THIS Thing Do?
Posted Wednesday, January 28 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
I wrote this (like all my articles) as the news broke in my life. I discovered something interesting and potentially life-changing. I faced a lot of editorial opposition prior to publication, but why?
| Piano Duet 3rd Worst in World History
Posted Tuesday, January 27 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Tuesday evening, brother Patrick and I sat down to perform a lightly rehearsed piano concerto. Perhaps it was our lack of practice or maybe bunk instruments, but one thing I know without hesitation, it was terrible.
| Assistant Guitarist Unexpectedly Takes Center Stage
Posted Monday, January 26 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Last night during a live, unplugged concert at the Copa-Cababy, a surprising turn of events led to the assistant guitarist really stealing the show.
| I'm Not Zero Anymore
Posted Sunday, January 25 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
We`ve come a long, long way together, dear readers, through hard times and soft ones too. It's hard to accept that I'm really a year old now. This year has been a lifetime to me, and now it's past. So many realizations to look back on and so many questions to look forward to.