| World Temperatures Plummet
Posted Tuesday, January 06 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
Since the global warming trend hit its peak last July, world temperatures have been continually slipping. While I used to comfortably strut the town in my bulky Speedo, I'm now forced to bundle up.
| Overt Surprise Party Shocking
Posted Monday, January 05 @ 18:00:00 PST by Brendan
I've been hearing for weeks about the preparations for my birthday party, even hearing that it would be a surprise party, but when we walked in there, I just had no idea.
| The Uncredible Quasi-Hulk
Posted Sunday, January 04 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
This is a great opportunity for me to review a film like no other, a film that defies description, a film I have not seen.
| Orange Alert Tightens Security, Hood
Posted Saturday, January 03 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Since the nation went on Orange Alert last month everyone in public safety and the news media has been forced to really shore up their defenses and Perplexing Times is no exception.
| Crowding Problem Despite Unchanged Pop. Density
Posted Friday, January 02 @ 04:00:00 PST by Brendan
By Baby X
Live on location - Over the past few months there has been an increasing problem with crowding. Where once I was able to stretch out, now I have to huddle.
| I Didn't Order a 'New Year'
Posted Thursday, January 01 @ 21:00:00 PST by Brendan
A new year? A whole new year? I didn't ask for this and I demand to know who authorized it. The only thing wrong with the old year was that it was running a bit short of calendar, and that should be easy enough to fix without the procurement of a whole new year.
| On the 2nd Day of Birthday MissLissa Gave to Me
Posted Wednesday, December 31 @ 18:00:00 PST by Brendan
A goofy birthday hat for my head! Wow man, this birthday thing just keeps on getting better and better. Almost makes you wonder when it will end, but I dare not ask the question. No need to jinx the beauty.