| Kitchen Burglar/Vandal Caught Red-Handed
Posted Wednesday, November 26 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
For weeks now someone has been going through the kitchen stealing food and leaving behind a mischievous mess. This isn't just disorganized, but outright vandalized. This Perplexing Times exclusive takes you inside the Caper's Caper.
| Slushy Harvest Season Begins
Posted Tuesday, November 25 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
I woke up the other morning to a most peculiar miracle. I couldn't imagine what would make bath bubbles fall from the sky, and it didn't add up. It wasn't until I got outside that I understood what was on the ground... original recipe slushy.
| Mumblers Blossom at Articulation Camp
Posted Monday, November 24 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
A new craze in kiddo-rearing is sweeping the neighborhood. It's called articulation camp and the pupils are lining up in droves or, as many of them say, "dwoves."
| Facts About Pre-Sleep Mood Disorder
Posted Sunday, November 23 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
I'm afflicted, I don't know how else to put it. I have this problem where I get really grouchy and ornery. It builds and builds until finally it becomes too much and it forces me to fall asleep.
| Finding Brendo
Posted Saturday, November 22 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
The latest heartwarming tale of father and son is available now, but not in stores or on DVD. It is only available here and within your own family.
| Brother Likely Replaced by Pod-Brother
Posted Friday, November 21 @ 03:00:00 PST by Brendan
Citizens beware! there is odd plus kooky danger afoot and aface. The trouble surfaced this morning when my own brother was clearly not himself, believed to be victim to alien control or substitution.
| 3-D Abacus: Adds, Subtracts, Diagrams Sentences
Posted Thursday, November 20 @ 05:00:00 PST by Brendan
I can't speak for the rest of you, but I am a most tech-savvy toddler. I know about computers and how to nibble them, remote controls and how to nibble them, and even cameras and how to nibble them.