| Tongue Confirms Artistic Ability
Posted Tuesday, March 15 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I ain't got much, but I may have learned how to draw. Lookest not to my scribbles nor gallery schedule, but merely see my sidewards escaping tongue and know I've got something special.
| La-la Pop Gives Me Lolli-same
Posted Monday, March 14 @ 05:00:00 PST by Brendan
When Lindsey Boldrin intercepted us at the supermarket to pitch kiddy savings accounts, we were receptive. When she offered orange sugar-sticks we switched from all ears to ten kinds of tummy.
| Munching Rug Don't Make Me Lesbimum
Posted Saturday, March 12 @ 04:00:00 PST by Dominic
I maintain some questionable lifestyle choices, perhaps, but this ain't one of them. Licking carpet is just an oral fixation, not some kind of indication of party affiliation. Hey, it ain't even that kind of party.
| Pulling-Up Before May Day
Posted Thursday, March 10 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Research proves that May Day is the traditional time when airmen and civilians alike work hardest to "pull up" into some mysterious of wildest blue yonder. Here it's only March and yet I've already got it down... or up, whichever.
| Making the Most w/ Protective Pat-a-Cake
Posted Wednesday, March 09 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Perhaps you know the complicated motor game known as "pat-a-cake." It's a pretty advanced game, but at my size it can be as dangerous as it is mind-boggling.
| Local Crime/Grime Sweep Falls Short
Posted Tuesday, March 08 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
Budget cutbacks have forced us to layoff our domestic staff of hundreds of cooks, maids, butlers, security and the ever-so-many stand-by servants. We all have to chip in to cover this gap, and Dominic ain't cutting his share of that potent, thick mustard.
| Restaurant Lures Diners to Suckle Condiments
Posted Monday, March 07 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
I'm still struggling with my own addiction to the bottle, but nobody told the Chinese restaurant about it; and now I'm now much worse off for the unexpectedly gagsome journey.