| Newfound Mobility Opens Exploration Floodgate
Posted Sunday, March 06 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
Back when I was a young man* I learned me that crawling thingy-doo-da, and that really made my crawling career take off what the way it's done had.
| Managing Your 1/34th Life Crisis
Posted Saturday, March 05 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
As I get older I'm starting to wonder if I've wasted my life in fruitless pursuits of crayons and blocks. I think of things I haven't done and feel the wicked effects of my advancing years. I'm suffering a 1/34th life crisis.
| Charting 'Long-Term' Goals
Posted Friday, March 04 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
As we age and settle in to our careers, we've recognized the value of strategic, long-term planning more and more. We're ready to openly share our plan to help you develop your own.
| Monster Garage Turns Bug to Jungle Gym
Posted Thursday, March 03 @ 06:00:00 PST by Brendan
Discovery Channel's Jesse James is my favorite bandit of the new west. He robs cars of their past identity and six-shoots them in to a new life of street-illegal varmentry, but now it's my turn.
| Unfree to Freely Pee
Posted Wednesday, March 02 @ 01:00:00 PST by Brendan
You guys have had me use the potty chair for so long, so I'm confused as to why I'm in trouble now for my latest lack of self wetting. I gotta ask; why can't I pee in the corner?
| Masked Bandit Hogs Household Toys
Posted Tuesday, March 01 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Rumor has it there's a toy-hog in the house, and I'm not going to rest until I unravel this mystery. There's only five suspects, and the only one I'm ruling out is myself.
| Man Eaten by Restaurant Table
Posted Monday, February 28 @ 02:00:00 PST by Dominic
I don't want to disclose the identity of the guy this happened to, but there's a new danger in restaurants which may lead to you or your loved one being completely consumed by the table itself... and it isn't cool at all.