| Infant Suffers Toddler Envy
Posted Thursday, January 20 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
As much as I love a good party, I hate it when it's not mine. I thought it might just be me, but I see now that even baby Dominic feels the same, bittersweet burn.
| New Year Two-Year for You Year
Posted Wednesday, January 19 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
It's 2005 and I'm two (hold the thousand and five). I'm ready to turn over a new leaf, whatever that means, and make and keep some ridiculous resolutions. I'll make some real changes... for you!
| Kid's Grocery Shopping Yields 80% Sugar
Posted Tuesday, January 18 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
As us junior folk continue to age and mature, we're constantly given new responsibilities. Word to the dumb and wise alike; don't let the five-year-old pick out the groceries.
| King Fancy-Pants Claims to 'Rule'
Posted Monday, January 17 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
During a grand, regal parade, a single young boy's voice was heard to cry out, "the king's got no clue"... And that's where we are with today's article.
| Dominic Makes Awesome Peasant Girl
Posted Sunday, January 16 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
I'm no career counselor, so it wasn't my idea, but I have to say that Dominic makes a pretty good peasant girl. Who'd have guessed it, really?
| Old Man Winter Offers Do-it-Yourself Men
Posted Saturday, January 15 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
As any fool's wall-mounted mercury can tell you (even mine); it's cold outside. It's easy to blame Old Man Winter, but you have to look at the bright side, despite the bright-side glare.
| I'm Terribly Two
Posted Friday, January 14 @ 02:00:00 PST by Brendan
Though I've been warming up for this for months now, my wonderful twos have finally been fully audited and certified. It's official; I'm terribly, terribly two.