By Brendan Alexander, investigative reporter
In answer to the perpetual question of how it is that I may run my own news site, allow me to share my findings on the matter of computer keyboards as they relate to data entry.
After a lifetime of studying the computer keyboard in every detail, I have finally comprised a list of the many uses, as well as the highest and best use:
- They taste a bit stale,
- They are difficult at best, to put in one's mouth
- They make clicky noises when slapped,
- Pressed in the right order, it can also be used for data entry.
These facts alone should suffice the naysayers to understand how it is that I am now capable of running my own news site.
The "why" of it all is still a mystery, perhaps even to me.