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Like MaJello, I'm an explorer, no two ways about it. I love to discover new places where I can go and spots where I can fit. Whether it's wiggling under chairs or digging through closets, it just gives me a full-sized thrill. Yes, I'm an exploration pioneer, but don't tell anyone, because as you can see, I'm under cupboard.
It's fun to find new places. The world is so big and I've only seen some of it. I used to think I'd seen it all, but then I noticed new rooms in my home and those rooms were closets and drawers and furniture to crawl under. Has anyone claimed these dust bunnies yet, because if not I want naming privileges. After all, I am the one who discovered them.
There are so many disadvantages to being a fractionling such as confusion, lack of education and rampant discrimination, but onethlings can't do a lot of the things I can. Have you ever seen a full-sized person giddily bounce about in a thirty-inch compartment? How about eat lunch underneath a kitchen chair? 
I'll give you an easy one, have you ever looked for your keys by hanging out between the wall and the arm of the sofa? Odds are you never even considered it. It's not your fault though, you're probably not a groundbreaking explorer like me.
I should have a flag. Can you imagine what my pad would look like from the two-foot mark on down if I could visibly stake my claim hither, thither and yon? Maybe Post-Its would be more appropriate, but even then it would look like the place was vandalized by an ambitious office temp.
Can't go back under the sink, in case you were curious. Apparently the garbage can is somehow more important than me waiting for the bus in there. That's okay though, that spot is pretty played out. I have to cut this report short, don't you know. I have hundreds of square feet and thousands of cubic feet to explore and chart. Besides, with Christmas coming there's bound to be some killer loot around here somewhere.
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