Captured in a moment of Brendan Oogling... charming. |
Come on brother, who do you think you are? There's a crush or two floating around here, but it's time to get realistic. This girl digs me, baby, not you.
I'm not trying to be negative or cynical, I'm just trying to get you in touch with reality. Which reality is that? The ladies are after younger men these days, or so it seems. You're much too old and brash. Sorry to say it, pal.
Check out the way she's checking me out. That counts for something. Have you ever heard of "like at first sight"? I think that's what's going on here. And like they say, two's company, three's a little bit awkward.
Don't feel bad or worried. There is someone out there for everyone, even you, I suspect. Might I suggest running a daily newspaper or not being so grouchy sometimes. If that fails, maybe a thick cologne or pre-shave would be in order. Until such time, you're going to have to fend for yourself and not try to edge in on my action. I'm sorry. You're my brother and I love you, but I'm just too young to grasp the concept of sharing, so with that, at least, you will have to deal.
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