No seriously, what is the matrix? |
First movie I ever went to in the theater was Matrix Reloaded. I'm told it was good, but I really can't say. You see, I kind of slept all the way through it, even though it was pretty long.
It's not that it's bad or anything. I'm not really qualified to make that statement. It's that my days are so full of other activities that when the lights go down it gets all kinds of yawny in there and so tough to stay awake-ish.
First time I "saw" it was on the big screen back in May. Didn't even have to pay to get in. Odd since I didn't have celebrity status yet. Paper didn't even launch until July. Soon as we got in, I grabbed the bottle and from there it was nothing but Z's.
This time it was on video. We're in a safe place here at home, right? I can do this man, I'm telling you. Um… Okay, it was harder than I thought. I have no good answer. During the opening credits my eyes grew heavy and that was just about all she wrote. Heard some loud noises at one point, but it just made me roll over halfway. That's all my review is, rolling over halfway.
Can someone tell me what it's all about? Is it good? Is it true that I can really act better than that mythical Keanu guy?
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