Oh Susan, you lazy spinning girl of just so much spice, sugar and assorted sundries of `things nice`. |
I've expanded ad nauseum* about many of the many, many beautiful and bountiful glories of our new house but, my latest discovery, the Susan of highest laziness begged me for help and I'm not one to deny it. Susan be spun and I'm the spinner.
I assume yuu've never met a Susan. I conducted a survey and found that only 40% of people have ever met one.*** Amongst me and the (very) simple majority of my peers we've found it's a highly uncommon name. But if you've met or owned one, you may know this laziness I speak of.
So check it, yo! We've got one of those ugly corner cabinets typically designed to look good at the cost of your inability to get to rarely useful kitchen gadgets and wedding gifts least desirable. Not in our house, man, here we put lazy Susan to work and that girl turns it on around like mad.
I'm all about toys and gadgets, so maybe that's the reason this Susan is so beneficial, despite inherent lazines to me.
On the face it's all cupboardly cabinetry but within, it's oils, sugars, flours and other cooking stuffs we couldn't otherwise use, but now we so totally can. Susan be mad lazy and I'm all about spinning this stuff.
She don't do much but she do so gladly spin and I'm just the dude to give her a gaggle of twists.
Spin, lazy Susan, spin!
But now I've got to go. 5-plus spins are all I'm apparently entitled before the disciplinary hammoer of glee-defying depravity falls anew. Pardon my departure, but I'vegot to scoot off and pretend I'm all about some other things for a few minutes before sneaking back to my newest and bestest girl, this my disembodied Susan of less than diligence.
*Ad nauseum is also to the ad of my own upchucking de la nausiousness here too, not just the world at large.**
**Not XL nor XXL.
***Survey conducted included me and both brothers with no known Susan, plus two parents who'd known one or more.
ABOVE -This is me giving that girl the good, solid spinning she needs, deserves and otherwise begs for. Spin you lazy Susan, spin!
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